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Hey, I'm not a politician or a gang-banger...
I don't live in a drug den or smoke crack or own an Escalade...
and I don't know Rob or Doug or Sandro from Etobicoke
although I am certain they're all crooked

I have a crackhead, not a mayor
I speak truth and honesty, not bullshit
And I pronounce it “lies” not “you didn't ask me the correct question”

I can proudly say I didn't vote for Rob Ford
I believe in accountability, not deceit
integrity not cowardice
and that the LRT is a truly wise and noble endeavour
A lie is a lie, a drunk is a drunk
and it's pronounced “I resign” not “I'm sorry”!!!

Toronto is the 4th largest city
The last team in hockey
and a stolen piece of Turtle Island

My name is Darryl!!
And I am a Torontonian!!


This blog post is intended as comedy/satire. It is a parody of an original piece by the Molson Coors Brewing Company and is permissalbe under fair use statutes. Original words by Darryl Richardson 2013.

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